savethefireflies says: hey
Response:

hi

malekith:

malekith:

malekith:

oh my god i dont have a gag reflex

update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills

update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat

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  • me: *can't find anything to wear*
  • me: *has breakdown on floor surrounded by clothes*

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